RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20)
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 6/4/2006 5:02:26 PM
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cpova
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ORIGINAL: rombel
Areolas circle overhead
Boobie-trapped in spandex
Caged in lace and laced in leather
Delightful seas tremble
Eavesdropping on your heart
Face-first in your bees nest
Gargling sounds announce
Happy endings for everyone
Impossible to avoid
Just to good to stop
Karmic wheels roll over my half of a foot,
Limping away to sleep
Maternal instinct cast aside
Nature takes over
Oblivious to rhyme or reason
Playful twist of fate
Quixotic dreams of Dulcinea
Ribald visions of Jean Italia
Sexually transmitted euphoria
Terrible thoughts of chlamydia
Utmost pleasure within reach
Vaguest thoughts of guilt
Watery depths beckon
Xylophonic ribs to play on
Ylang-ylang scent permeates the air
Zoophilia has won again tonight
HAHAHAHHAAA romy that first stanza/verse had me laughin sooooooo d@mn hard, man.........areolas.....thats some funny shiz
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 6/5/2006 2:34:12 AM
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Isn't is Aureolas though?
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 11/19/2006 9:31:31 PM
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shaggydog
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SET YOUR PUPPIES FREE,SET YOUR PUPPIES FREE THEY LOOK ALL CRAMPED UP IN THAT LITTLE B CUP SET YOUR PUPPIES FREE!
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 12/19/2006 12:56:33 AM
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claratabs
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Okay I don't know if you can tell by my picture on not, but I am lucky I am kinda cute because I am not very smart. I am not sure if I get this or not ... but I hit it with my best shot:
Newscaster girl
I had dinner all by myself again
I wanted you at five, now it’s almost ten
Wish you were at home when I am alone
All I need from you my dear is so simple to see
For you are more than perfect hair to me
Chorus:
So when the time is right baby, I’ll turn you on
My perfect-haired girl smiles at the world
Tell me everything that is bad and wrong
Give it to me girl, I can take it if you smile
Just let me turn you on and listen for a while
Nothing new on the second round at six
But I’ll push your button to get my fix
Your pretty mouth tells what tonight’s about
Act natural baby, you’re on, let that camera roll
It’s not your fault when we lose all control
Chorus:
So when the time is right baby, I’ll turn you on
My newscaster girl smiles at the world
Tells me everything that is bad and wrong
Give it to me girl, I can take it if you smile
Just let me turn you on and listen for a while
When I have more stars I will try to combine challenges, but until then, I will just strike the Heisman pose at inappropriate times. Like now. 
< Message edited by claratabs -- 12/19/2006 1:01:27 AM >
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 12/19/2006 5:26:36 AM
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Swoop80
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don't try to do the Heisman maneuver around here, Clara... Romy may choke. : )
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 1/4/2007 10:07:59 AM
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I just realized how old this post is but I decided to respond anyways just for fun. Besides I haven't looked at my rather naughty song I wrote in ages. I wrote this one about a year ago and even though its long overdue for this topic, I'm postin' it for laughs anyway.
Heaven In A Devil
I’ve never been to church
Never read no good book
But I always give those eyes
A good long, hard look
There’s temptation in her smile
And fire in her eyes
Oh, she goes down so well
With whiskey on ice
Chorus:
I found heaven in a devil last night
She made me a believer in the moonlight
A bottle of Jack in my hand
And lovin’ on my mind
I found heaven in a devil on a Saturday night
She’s a jealous woman
When I’m with somebody else
And she seems to have
My weaknesses down well
I follow her commandments
As if she’s mine to lose
But it’s all worth the work
When that moon comes shinin’ through
Chorus
I found heaven in a devil
I’m her sinner tonight
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 1/17/2007 6:07:25 PM
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guntemar
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ORIGINAL: lmofle
Is that an innuendo, Dave?
Innuendo? Wasn't that the title used for Brokeback Mountain's Italian Release?
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RE: Challenge: Sexual? (June 1 - June 20) - 6/7/2007 5:03:06 AM
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"When money comes in, you endo." Who said it first?
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sorry had to do it...bypassed it the original time but these fellas brought this back...so i had to